Transcript of tonight's Republican debate.

  • MODERATOR: Hi. Here we are again. Let's get right to it and start with Speaker Gingrich. Sir, please don't get mad tonight.
  • GINGRICH: No.
  • ROMNEY: Freddie Mac! Resigned in disgrace! I'll release my 2012 taxes after I'm President! (Smarmy laugh.)
  • PAUL: Why am I here?
  • SANTORUM: I still hate gay people. And I'm still a huge dick. Look at my sweater vest! Obama's a Muslim!
  • MODERATOR: Does anyone here have anything of substance to offer?
  • GINGRICH: I hear Santorum is some sort of substance.
  • (All laugh. Except Santorum, whose wife runs onto the stage.)
  • MRS. SANTORUM: Don't pick on my husband! He just hates gay people!
  • MODERATOR: Security, please escort Mrs. Santorum off the stage.
  • ROMNEY: I pay Cayman Islands offshore taxes investments Bain Capital, uh, universal healthcare reform no, Obama must go!
  • PAUL: Why am I here?
  • SANTORUM: Still with the hating of the gay people. Sweater vests! (Takes off shirt.)
  • MODERATOR: Thanks all. We're going to commercial and when we come back, I'm going to ask the candidates, "Why even bother?" Stay tuned.

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